I just took a shot of hairspray to my right eye. It hurt.
Later today, I am heading to Mayberry for that football game that I was talking about yesterday. I really, really hope my eye doesn't swell shut because that would make it really hard to drive.
Also, my hair looks like crap because, after maiming myself with the hairspray, I was afraid to attempt another spray. What if it went rogue? What if I hit the other eye? Then I would be blind, which, would make the fact that I am awaiting bifocals a moot point....hmmm...
...and I digress.
Anyway, I think we can all agree that the most important question is:why is there no warning label on the hairspray can?
Why, America?
Why?
Mat as well have sprayed rocket fuel in your eyes. You are aware that some hairspray is used as the propellant for potato guns, right? Made one with my boys, we were launching taters well in excess of 300 feet. Aquanet is HIGHLY flammable.
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