...we interrupt this Homecoming play-by-play to bring you the following breaking news....today was the Man-Cub's fifteenth birthday.
Yes, I said fifteenth, as in fifteen, as in, one year closer to sixteen and his drivers licence. Pee-shaw, you say, that's a whole year away, no need to get your panties in a twist, Chelle. Right? Yeah...you know what you get for your fifteenth birthday in Colorado? You get your drivers permit.
That's right, the Cub is street legal.
The fact that he is also adorable goes without saying.
Happy birthday, Cubby! I hope you enjoy the next year of cruising Hooterville with your old lady, because that is exactly what you have to look forward to.