The Man-Cub got his drivers license today. That's right, he is street legal and ready to mingle. Daddy's, hide your daughters.
Yesterday, I had an appointment with my eye doctor; today, I am awaiting the delivery of a brand spankin' new pair of bifocals.
Bi. Fucking. Focals.
If the Cub wasn't growing up so damn fast, I wouldn't be getting so freaking old.